Unified Caring Association UCA

WHY GOD MADE MOMS?!

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:00:33 -0400

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We’re related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms and dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends. 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don’t do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that. 2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Hope everyone had a very happy mothers day!

humansofnewyork: All you need is love.

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:03:47 -0400

humansofnewyork:

All you need is love.

“With a little #love and some tenderness Well walk upon...

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:17:53 -0500

“With a little #love and some tenderness
Well walk upon the #water
Well rise above this mess
With a little #peace and some #harmony
Well take the #world together,
Well take em by the hand” - HATBF

unitedhealthprogramsofamericainc: What MAKES us #healthy vs....

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:38:51 -0500

unitedhealthprogramsofamericainc:

What MAKES us #healthy vs. What we SPEND on being healthy! You’re in for a surprise #health #healthychoice #genetics #doctor #medical

Happy Friday! :) #love #dog #happy #cute #photo

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:25:23 -0500

Happy Friday! :) #love #dog #happy #cute #photo

#DIY #Homemade OxyClean!

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:26:17 -0500

#DIY #Homemade OxyClean!

Happy Wednesday! #smile #buddytheelf #moviequotes

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:24:00 -0500

Happy Wednesday! #smile #buddytheelf #moviequotes

humansofnewyork: Seen on the Upper East Side. STAY WARM OUT...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 09:43:15 -0500

humansofnewyork:

Seen on the Upper East Side.

STAY WARM OUT THERE NORTHEAST! #blizzard #nemo

keep aiming…. #quotes #inspiration #motivation

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:49:18 -0500

keep aiming…. #quotes #inspiration #motivation

#smile

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:41:22 -0500

#smile

From 1986-2009!!!!!!! Happy Wednesday!! #disney #funfact...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 11:23:00 -0500

From 1986-2009!!!!!!! Happy Wednesday!! #disney #funfact #humpday

www.SavesTheRain.org ~Save a raindrop, save a life.

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:48:34 -0500

www.SavesTheRain.org ~Save a raindrop, save a life.

How to burn more Calories Walking! #exercise #fitness #getfit...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 16:22:55 -0500

How to burn more Calories Walking! #exercise #fitness #getfit #health #workout

#diy #homemade #frugalliving #gogreen DIY Homemade Cleaning...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 13:46:56 -0500

#diy #homemade #frugalliving #gogreen

DIY Homemade Cleaning Proucts! http://www.happygoluckyblog.com/2012/01/20-homemade-cleaning-products.html

best friends for life<3 #animals #cute #photos

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 16:01:00 -0500

best friends for life<3 #animals #cute #photos

"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any."

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:14:57 -0500

“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”

- Alice Walker (via mindovermatterzine)

Save The Rain Mission Every 15 seconds, a child dies from a lack...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 10:17:00 -0500

Save The Rain Mission

Every 15 seconds, a child dies from a lack of clean water. Save the Rain teaches water starved communities to use the rain as a sustainable water supply to stop these needless deaths.

Who we are:

Save the Rain is an independent 501 (c) (3) non profit and not affiliated with any other organization. We are simply a group of committed people who decided that the present water conditions in the world are unacceptable – so we came together to change it. We consider Save the Rain one big family oriented entity. The working crew are our hands and feet, the board is our guiding eyes, the receiving folks are our heart and soul and our amazing squad of donors are our wings – giving flight to the mission.

How we achieve our mission:

To achieve our mission, communities to harvest the rain by constructing catchment system built from local materials, by the local work force. This assures sustainability because systems are repairable by the very hands that constructed them. We educate people to farm water through roof water collection, surface water collection, ground water recharge, soil conservation, reforestation, bio-remediation, passive irrigation practices and sustainable agriculture curriculums. We are committed to efficiency. We will always create rainwater solutions to supply the most amount of people, in the shortest amount of time, for the least amount of money. A mere $15.00 pays for a villager to receive water for the rest of their life & the life of their offspring. Thanks to our corporate sponsor, Cost Containment Group of Syosset, NY, 100% of publically donated money directly funds projects.

http://www.savetherain.org/

DIY GOO GONE!!!!

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:04:00 -0500

DIY GOO GONE!!!!

kidpres: The world needs a pep talk. So I made this. Share with...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 13:53:27 -0500

kidpres:

The world needs a pep talk. So I made this. Share with someone you love.

THIS KID IS AMAZING!

#homemade #laundry #detergent —> You will need: 1 bar...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:21:00 -0500

#homemade #laundry #detergent —>

You will need:

1 bar of Fels-Naptha Soap (if you don’t have heavy stains, Ivory works fine)
1.5 Cups Arm & Hammer Super Washing Soda (NOT Baking Soda)
3/4 Cup Borax
Water
Lemongrass or other Essential oil (I use Lemon and love the scent!)
(It is also VERY helpful to have a funnel and a slotted spoon)

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